astro for the soul
divinatory services that help you remember your own magic
intuitive guidance
take a deep dive into your natal chart, an opportunity to hear your story from a new perspective.
uncover cycles and get clarity on your most important relationships, from synastry to composite.
connect with other like-minded folks in the area, those who believe "as above, so below."
pattern recognition
human connection
astro for the soul
divinatory services that help you remember your own magic
meet lauren
@unreal.astro is a human, STL-based student of the stars, (currently enrolled with Adam Elenbaas at Nightlight Astrology) who has interpreted hundreds of charts as a result of her deeply devoted research, spiritual mentorships and a zest for intriguing people enough that they eventually invite her in. No AI here, just a human who likes wordplay and is a character of irony.
uniting (STL) souls
Lauren experiments with community connection through a combination of astrological divination, spiritual modalities and creative activities––all with the ultimate goal of mirroring, or bringing people closer to themselves. She's actively building a list of those interested and will contact you when the event & meeting schedule is confirmed.
the big 3
just a few of my categorized offerings, always evolving & expanding
virtual readings
focused on personal & relational readings, from standard natal to solar return to synastry.
research & studies
transit-themed parties, archetypal lectures & tarot decan series for your next pop-up.
social events
from podcasts to ancient texts, an approach that leads from a variety of astrological data.
send a note
reach out for questions about research services, potential partnerships, specialized readings, private events, etc.
